The Melodrama Of Guru’gram’ Or ‘Kilo’…! [PART-3]

Oh well America is going where it has not gone or ‘gaon’ before now hold on the real word is pentagon now will that be ‘pentagaon’… or things are now ‘gaon’ with the wind instead of ‘gone’! ‘Pentagaon’ will convey Washington’s insistence on the old order being maintained but besides the protests the Haryana Government is trying to embrace the changes like by say the changes being done to Palam airport as ‘aerogram’, guru has quite solid state of the art medical facilities so all the heart related or cardiac units be called as ‘angiograms’, the new grams would be created for heavy or obese people those townships would be aptly named as kilograms, midgets would be milligrams, spies would be cryptograms, loners would be monograms so on and so forth and the people with parallel wavelengths would be ‘parallelograms’, a newer township for those without internet connection would be ‘telegram’, writers and journalists would surely be demanding for ‘epigrams’ and so on…



In India or otherwise we know gram as lentils many grams would wonder about this new gram then what will the horse gram thinks will come next wouldn’t green gram, Bengal gram, horse gram need to panic about this new gram…

Besides all the cosmopolitan residents either staying or working in Gurgaon has a sharp contrast between those staying before the Jats, old Punjabi, Haryanvi people while the beautiful spectacled sophisticated people working long wee hours behind the glass fronted offices imagined as if they were in California or so.

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